Eyes of the World Down Under

We're excited about the subject of our first SO FIVE MINUTES AGO blog, we couldn't pick a more suitable individual to capture the spirit and humor we're trying to put across.

COREY DELANEY/WORTHINGTON

For those who missed this amazing, confident young man when he made world news last week, he's a 16-year old from Melbourne, Australia who threw a party while his parents were out of town that drew about 500 guests and caused a riot. The local police are billing him $20,000 for damages to police cruisers and the use of a helicopter to control the rampaging partygoers.

The real story is the unrepentant, confident attitude this special young man displayed in the wake of this event. His stunning look, based around a sense of self that 16-year olds seldom seem to evidence, suggests that far too much of his day is spent looking at himself naked in the mirror.

Highlights include his ridiculous, comical sunglasses; feminine, out-of-season parka; and a distinct lack of clothing, particularly while jogging.

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