I am amazed at the monumental dumbing down of content on news sites over the last two years, and CNN really has taken the ball and run with it. At this point CNN.com seem completely commited to getting unique Web hits (and ad revenue) by replicating the appeal of Youtube-style videos, rather than providing any sort of actual relevant news service.
Here are actual headlines for recent stories that CNN feels confident enough to call "Latest News."
Try reading them aloud in your best Walter Cronkite/serious newscaster voice:
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