Lebron James is Witless

These aren't Shelf Life Tees, but I had to post them here due to my lingering disgust with the way Lebron James treated Cleveland and pretty much the entire viewing public with his narcissistic "Decision."

WITLESS



(that's a stock market listing showing LBJ down 100% where the Nike swoosh would be)

THE CHOSEN 1/3




Check them out at this cafepress t-shirt site

OH, MY... Little Soulja Boy

From The Cleveland Plain Dealer:
"DeAndre Way is not much of a basketball fan, and he surprisingly has never seen LeBron James play. So when Way saw that James mentioned his stage name, "Soulja Boy," in a recent article, Way was caught way off guard."

From Deshawn Stevenson:
"Lebron James is overrated."

From Lebron James:
"With DeShawn Stevenson, it's kind of funny. It's almost like Jay-Z [responding to a negative comment] made by Soulja Boy. It doesn't make sense to respond."


GO CAVS!!!

Damon Jones' Hairstyle

Cleveland Cavalier guard Damon Jones, who has proclaimed that he is "The Best Shooter in the World" and also gave himself the nickname "Handsome," grew tired of the fauxhawk hairstyle he's been seen in for the past few months, so he announced that his next hairstyle would be one voted on by fans at cavs.com.

Seeing a unique opportunity to use his "handsome" head as a canvas, I submitted photoshop designs of zany hairstyle ideas – and now the voting is over, and one of my designs was the winner:

The design is based on the three-finger "Three on a Platter" salute Damon gives whenever he makes a 3-point shot.
Now we all must wait with bated breath to see if Damon is good for his word and actually shows up on the court with one of the funniest hairstyles in the NBA.

Damon's Website
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